The Winter Kazoo

Most of the musical community doesn't believe he exists. The ones that do call him The Winter Kazoo. He's credited with over two dozen Kazoo plays in the last 50 years. According to myth, The Winter Kazoo is also responsible for creating the one container strong enough to hold the awesome and dreaded powers of The Kazoos known as: The Ancient Casket of Kazoos.

The Winter Kazoo is often portrayed in Epic Sagas and Renaissance paintings holding an orange orb known as The Winter's Howl. It is said to be made of chocolate and forged by a previously unmentioned Elder God known as Terry.

The Winter Kazoo is a third level godly being.