Nick Simmons

Nick Simmons is a half-human, one and a half thirds-dragon whose mighty firebreath is powered by the hard work of other firebreathing dragons, he is well known for hunting monsters like Kaiju, Demons, and MLP OC's. The one monster he has never been able to defeat is Barack Obama who he considers his eternal rival; this rivalry is thought to be entirely onesided.

The Institute for the Classification of Extraordinary Types (or ICE T) gave Nick Simmons the stat classifications of:

Strength: 5/10

Intellect: 1/10

Mobility: 6.4128532719/10

Endurance: #deep/10

Other: Firebreath, Claws, Glow-in-the-dark markings that seem to spell out racial slurs

Unfortunately because ICE T has not given stat classifications to any other being (and after what happened this time, I don't think we can blame them, I mean wow, who knew there would be people in the blast range, especially kids, and with what happened when they went underground, wow) these values are entirely meaningless.

Nick Simmons is believed to reside in the floating continent of the United States of blAmerica.