Timeline

The various real life events documented on this wiki took place in some sort of order: this order:

Visual Timeline (not entirely up to date)

Year 0-50

 * The universe comes into existence
 * The Early forms of the Nine Realms come into existance
 * Ron Paul comes into existance
 * Papa Spooky conquests into Muspelheim and makes Surtr his bitch
 * The Winter Kazoo crafts the Ancient Casket of Kazoos

Year 51-100

 * Ron Paul creates BRITAIN
 * Ron Paul creates the Admirals and enters the first Paulsleep
 * BRITAIN discovered by the ancient Mesopitamians
 * The Mesopitamians are slaughtered
 * Ron Paul wakes
 * Barack Obama creates America
 * "The Dread Pirate Al-Ebrahim" and his first mate Jimmy Ha'penny sail the first of their legendary voyages
 * The Dread Pirate Al-Ebrahim and his first mate Jimmy Ha'penny sail the second of their legendary voyages

Year 101-150

 * Brian Boitano creates ICE T
 * The Dread Pirate Al-Ebrahim and his first mate Jimmy Ha'penny sail the third of their legendary voyages and die
 * Americans show up at Atlantis and accidentily destroy the place
 * Barack Obama finsihes off Atlantis
 * Joey Essex succeeds Brian Boitano as president of ICE T
 * Atlantis is rebuilt below the sea
 * Barack Obama begins the first war
 * Zombie Boitano founds the Essex Times (this did not happen before the quicksave was corrupted)
 * The first war is won by Ron Paul, the Admirals, and some temporally displaced wrestlers
 * America is sunk into the ocean and blAmerica raised into the sky, blAmericans are not allowed media from the surface

Year 151-199

 * Mole Cunts begins airing
 * Nick Simmons and Barack Obama have their first battle
 * Mole Cunts finishes its final season
 * The Wrestling Elders seclude themselves in the mountains
 * Ron Paul meets Nick Simmons
 * The people of blAmerica are allowed to enjoy surface entertainment
 * Ron Paul enters the Paulsleep and Karl Doenitz is dethroned
 * Ron Paul wakes from the Paulsleep
 * The WWF is succeeded by the WWE
 * Dr Nero creates Chris Benoit to crush the shitlords
 * Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit become partners and go back in time to fight in the first war
 * Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero are invited to the first Steiner Games
 * Eddie Guerrero dies in the Steiner Games
 * Chris Benoit trains with the Wresting elders in the Chinky mountains
 * Chris Benoit sacrifices himself and his family to destroy the WWE
 * The WWE is accidently ressurected and Chris Benoit is posthumously made a god by Ron Paul
 * Ron Paul enters the Paulsleep and the WWE defeats Triple H
 * Nick Simmons and Barack Obama join forces with the Admirals to fight the WWE
 * Chris Benoit is ressurected with a wish on the dragonballs and defeats the WWE with Eddie Guerrero
 * Ron Paul challenges Chris Benoit to a wrestling match which is then postponed indefinitely
 * The WWF enters a new generation spearheaded by Chris Benoit
 * Obama and some Mayan sorcerors bring about the apocolypse but Ron Paul quicksaves
 * Ron Paul loads the corrupted quicksave file