Ewraupe

The Continent of Ewraupe covers 30% of Earth's land and 80 percent of Earth's mum (status: wrecked), due to the fact that Ron Paul never existed there it is inferior to the USA in everyway except elevation due to it being on y'know, land.

It does have a few things worth noting, like being the home of ICE T and it's current president Joey Essex and having the lowest infant mortality in the world (49.9%). BRITAIN is in Ewraupe.

The current and only ever (due to immortality and not getting laid) king of Ewraupe is the mighty Dio Brando, who is also the most heavily documented ICE T research subject ever.