The Nazeagle

Introduction
The Nazeagle is a real American hero/villain who fought in the first battle on the side of Ron Paul with his arch enemy, The Excalibur and Sickle.

Beginnings
The Nazeagle was born in the early renaissance period with two vampire parents, one of which being a nazi and the other being an eagle which is why the Nazeagle has bat wings and is a vampire. His early life was regular, he grew up fighting in the fourth secret vampiric war and had killed at least 9,000 men before his fifth birthday. He lost all of his hair at age 8 and grew his spandex at age 9, prior to which he had been constantly nude.

Rise to Stardom
Before fighting in the First War, the Nazeagle was in the highly popular band "Agriculture Club" of which he was the lead singer and was known as "Boy the Nazeagle". He was insanely popular for his ambiguous gender during this time in which people couldn't decide if he was a man or a fat woman with cancer.

The First War
During the First War, the Nazeagle lost his image of ambiguity and regained one of a tough guy, much alike George Michael did after Wham! His brother in arms was Excalibur and Sickle. They fought hard and strong during the Battle of Lestermceisenhoursonstateuniversity.

After the War
After the war, the Nazeagle, Excalibur and Sickle and Chris Benoit all collaborated to create the successor to the WWF. It was only at the celebration party that things took a turn for the worst. Excalibur and Sickle and the Nazeagle argued over who was paying the bill as both wanted to pay for each other. They eventually decided to settle on going half and half but disaster would strike again when neither would let the other hold the door open for them. They fell out over this and became bitter rivals for eternity. Bit pointless really when you find out that it was an automatic door.