Dr. Nero

Dr. Nero is a genius scientist hermit known for the initial creation of Chris Benoit. He was born in Antium in 37 BC and started his scientific work at the old age of 5, creating abominations in his homely back yard in which he lived in the tool shed.

He was a convicted serial killer by the age of 9, and was soon on his way to a maximum security stockade to be locked away for crimes against nature. He promptly escaped using only a sharpened spoon and a copy of  'Pretty Womolecunt' on VHS tape, killing over 9,000 men in the process.

He grew his neckbeard at age 17 and failed to grasp a breast until he had eaten his first chicken. After groping the chicken in front of a horrified restaurant, he decided that the embarrasment was too much and retreated to his hyperbolic time chamber, where he slumbered until he emerged to create Benoit.

After the creation of Benoit, Nero became a recluse. He is rarely seen by the outside world and is rumoured to live in a cave somewhere.