Kojima the Wordsmith

Hideo Kojima is a great historical figure in the history of blAmerica, he personally crafted every word in the blAmerican language in Japanese and was the greatest Wordsmith in history. His most famous piece of wordforging equipment was his trusty hammer which he used to forge nouns by bashing the item in question repeatedly (in the head, if it has one).

Kojima was immensely proud of the words he crafted, to the point that he would keep himself constantly surrounded with books, like a fuckin' nerd. The majority of the blAmerican language was not publicly known until after Kojima's death as he kept his works private, understandebly so as blAmerican is the undeniably greatest language with over a billion words each one of them near perfect.