The Wrestling Elders

The Wrestling Elders are 3 mighty wrestlers of the WWF. It is said that a long time ago they lost any sense of challenge in the WWF, simply being to powerful. They exiled themselves to the Chinky Mountains where only those who could pass the great wrestling obsticles on the up could reach them.

They are: Only one being ever made it to their domain at the top of the Chinky Mountains, was Chris Benoit, who had come to them after the loss of his greatest friend, Eddie Guerrero. They tutored him in the ways of wrestling, and within a short time, he had surpassed them all, and in a little time more, he had become the mightiest wrestler any of them had ever seen.
 * Hulk Hogan, who suplexed part of the Chinky Mountains into a sheer face 30km tall as the first great wrestling obsticle.
 * Ultimate Warrior, who raised some local crows into giant musclebound wrestle-crows trained to RKO anyone who makes it past the first great obsitcle. This is the second great wrestling obsitcle.
 * Randy Savage, who, misunderstanding the intended scale of the obsticles, set up some cones to dribble a football too, and a balance beam to walk across. This is the third and final of the "great" wrestling obsticles.

As Benoit descended back down the mountain, barely paying the obsticles any mind as he traversed then backwards, Savage turned to Hogan and said "That young goose has restarted the fire in these old bones" and Hogan responded with some horribly racist comment about black people.