ICE T

The Institute for the Classification of Extraordinary Types was founded in Year 101 by Brian Boitano as the first act of the Ewraupeein Union for the sake of keeping tabs on and restricting training options of other Olympians (labelling them 'Extraordinary Types'). Everyone at ICE T understood it's true purpose except for Joey Essex; somehow against all odds Joey Essex was appointed as Brian Boitano's successor and under his rule ICE T begin to classify and observe some of the worlds more interesting creatures (like dragons, aliens, superhumans, Ronald Reagan, all of the above).

The story of Essex' rise through ICE T's ranks are documented in the award winning picture-show: "Being the only guy in the room who doesn't get it: the Joey Essex story" although the movie reportedly severly underplays the immense amount and depravity of the sexual favours he performed in this climb.