BRITAIN

BRITAIN is the single greatest location known to man(and beast) within this mere universe. It was discovered in 600BC by the ancient Mesopitamians who were then promptly slaughtered by the massively advanced British and their superior laser weaponry. Britain has defeated every country and continent on Earth and has only released certain countries from their colonies in order to promote 'free will' or some other hippy bullshit conjured up by the yanks.

BRITAINs greatest country is Scotland, where the free Elk rome and the men wear nought but a kilt that hardly hides their elongated slongs that are battlehardened by all the glass on the ground of Niddrie which it drags on. Scotlands national drink is Frosty Jack's cider, and it's national food is a deep fried mars bar stuffed with haggis which is further stuffed with a deep fried smoked sausage. The Scots are generally regarded as the second most badass nationality, Australia has the highest mean badassery but Scotland actually wins on median badassery.

No one likes the English. It's capital is Londonistan and is mainly filled with Mosque's and kebab shops.

The Welsh are known for being confused with the English and being slaves to the English.

The Irish are alright.