Joey Essex

Joey Essex is the current president of the ICE T and considered by many to be the second most powerful man in Ewraupe. He spent his early years in ICE T as a lowly researcher but was promoted the rank of Rocky Mountain Knight after discovering documents about the Ancient Casket of Kazoos, this was soon acknowledged as a massive mistake, but Rocky Mountain Knights have immediate tenure so no one had the authority to demote him. After somehow (wink wink nudge nudge) climbing through the ranks he became Brian Boitano's successor as president.

In the Years since he has been a consistant target for the Essex Times' criticism, many people believe that the Essex Times was founded for the sole purpose of criticising Joey Essex and particularly the different direction he took from his predicessor in running ICE T but the Essex Times' founder and president: Zombie Boitano vehemently denies these accusations.

Joey Essex was the main protagonist of the movie "Being the only guy in the room who doesn't get it: the Joey Essex story" where he was portrayed by Cuntey the cuntey Cuntey Cunt Mole.

In High School he was voted as "second most likely to suck eggs" with the top spot being taken by Squidward.