BlAmerica

blAmerica has been floating in the sky since Ron Paul raised it after the first war, realising that he had left the blAmerican people without a leader he, in his infinite kindness, decided to lead them himself.

Seeing it from the outside made Ron Paul understand the Immense coldness of people from the surface and he forced the people of blAmerica to sware off all media/entertainment from the surface but Nick Simmons was also in blAmerica and very quickly made Ron Paul realize that people were just as shitty in the sky; the people of blAmerica were allowed to enjoy entertainment from the surface for the first time but Mole Cunts had finished it's last season a year earlier and tv was crap now so it didn't really matter.

In blAmerica people do not have phones or a mail system, communication is done primarily over shouting really loudly into the sky and hoping only that person hears the message (e.g. "I will come over and have sex with you now! we have to do it at yours because my husband is home right now! with me!).