Karl Doenitz

Admiral Karl Doenitz is a godly being, and one of Ron Paul's 4 Admirals who protect the world during each decade's Paulsleep. Admiral Doenitz is the rightful ruler of Germany and was in his rightful kingly position for a short time in the past but was dethroned by the cowardly Barack Obama during the Paulsleep following the first war: when the Admirals were at they're weakest in history as Ron Paul had used more power in the war than he had between any Paulsleeps before or since.

Karl Doenitz today, roams the world protecting German citizens as they visit other lands all while wearing his solid 100% silver (coloured skin-tight spandex) armor. Doenitz is the Admiral of magic, his magic is naturally half as powerful as the magic of Ron Paul; it's effectiveness against monsters and such is enhanced by his silver armor.

He has horrible taste in television as evidenced by his favourite tv show being "Everybody Loves Molecunt". He doesn't "see what's so great" about "Mole Cunts".

Once, The Guy from the "Real Steel" Trailer bet Doenitz a gold dubloon eachway that he could not cross a stream without getting wet, Doenitz insisted that The Guy from the "Real Steel" Trailer could not use his psychic powers to manipulate him or the stream, they two brothers searched for the largest stream they could find and began the wager. As Doenitz attempted to fly across the stream The Guy from the "Real Steel" Trailer used his psychic powers to make it rain drenching Doenitz as he flew across and winning a gold dubloon.

He is the second youngest of the 4 admirals and detests his elder brother Rick Astley for his love of violence. Like the other Admirals he is a third level godly being.